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THE FREE AD DROP · 5 CONCEPTS · 48H

Your next 5 ads.Built free, scored.In your inbox in 48 hours.

Built on your brand and your product, scored 0–100 against what's winning in DTC right now, with the strategic thinking written out — and we publish our own losers, so the scores mean something. Watermarked, free, yours to judge.

The deal, plainly

  1. 0190-second brief
  2. 025 concepts in 48h
  3. 03No call required

01 — The sample drop

This is a drop. Ours, run on ourselves.

Five concepts we built for our own offer, scored by the same model that will score yours — losers included, because that's what honest scoring looks like. The full scored set with workings is in the lab.

Watermarked sample concept — Five cardsWATERMARKED PREVIEW
Watermarked sample concept — The clockWATERMARKED PREVIEW
Watermarked sample concept — ScoredWATERMARKED PREVIEW
Watermarked sample concept — SharpenedWATERMARKED PREVIEW
Watermarked sample concept — PipelineWATERMARKED PREVIEW

02 — The arithmetic

DTC creative dies in 5–14 days. You need a pipeline, not a project.

Agencies ship 10–20 assets a quarter on 4–8 week timelines. Your ads fatigue faster than that maths can ever work. The drop is 5 fresh concepts in 48 hours — a taste of what a weekly cadence feels like.

Fatigue and agency-cadence figures are public DTC industry norms, not our claims about any competitor.

03 — How it works

Brief in 90 seconds. Judge us in 48 hours.

1

The 90-second brief

URL, product, audience in one line. Add a winning ad and every concept gets scored against your control.

2

The engine builds, a senior signs off

Concepts are drafted, scored 0–100 and ranked. Weak angles get killed and rebuilt before you ever see them.

3

The drop lands

5 watermarked concepts with scores and the rationale per concept. Unlock clean assets when you're ready — or don't.

04 — The deal, plainly

Free gets you everything you need to judge us.

FREE

The drop

5 watermarked concepts, each scored 0–100, each with its strategic rationale. In 48 hours.

A CALL

1 clean concept

20 minutes walking through your drop — book it straight from your delivery email. Take your favourite concept clean, no watermark, whatever you decide about us.

$500

All 5 clean + 10 more

The Starter Booster Pack: every concept unwatermarked with copy variants, plus 10 fresh ones. Clean files ship same-day — they're already built. Proof of quality at low risk, not a discount on the real thing.

MONTHLY

The pipeline

20–80 scored creatives a month, flat from ≈ $1,890/mo. The drop is what week one feels like.

Billed in GBP — USD shown at an approximate rate (July 2026).

05 — Why trust it

No borrowed logos. What's actually true.

Dogfood

The sample drop above is our own brand through our own engine.

Including a concept the scorer killed at 57/100. If we showed you only winners, the scores would mean nothing.

Why 48 hours is real

48 hours because the engine drafts and a human directs.

Dozens of generations and scoring passes happen in minutes; the day-and-a-half is senior review and the angles that get rebuilt.

Ownership

Unlocked assets are yours forever.

Source files included, run them anywhere. Monthly plans cancel monthly — no lock-in, no exit theatre.

06 — Fair questions

The ones we'd ask too.

Not as delivered — the previews are watermarked, and we're upfront about that. What you get free is the full creative thinking: visual, headline, angle, a 0–100 score and the rationale for each. To run them clean: a 20-minute call unlocks one concept of your choice, the $500 Starter Booster Pack unlocks all 5 plus 10 more, and subscribing gets you the pipeline. Unlocks ship same-day — the ads are already built. If the free drop isn't good enough to want unlocked, that's your answer about us — which is the point.

Because these aren't template fills. Each of the 5 is built production-grade — full visual, headline and copy direction, scored 0–100 against your control — and our team signs off every one before it ships. Instant creative exists; it's the slop you've already seen. Building properly takes the two days.

Because the sample is the pitch. Building 5 scored concepts costs our engine very little and shows you exactly what a monthly cadence with us feels like. Some brands take the free drop and leave — that's fine, it's the deal.

The engine drafts and scores; our team directs the angles and signs off every concept before it ships. Anything that scores badly gets killed and rebuilt — you see the scores, including the reasoning.

They're used to build your drop and for the follow-up emails you opt into — nothing else. Kept 12 months, deleted on request, never sold. One-click unsubscribe.

48 hours from now: 5 fresh ads, scored, in your inbox.

90 seconds of brief. Zero risk. The worst case is 5 free ideas.

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