Starter Booster Pack · the smallest way in

15 ads. 5 days. $500.Yours forever.

The smallest way to feel what the engine ships: fifteen scored, brand-locked ad creatives with copy variants — delivered in five days, owned outright.

One-off · no subscription · no call · priced in USD — other currencies shown at an approximate rate

What's in the pack

Six things ship.Nothing padded.

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15 static ad creatives

Built for your brand from your store and brand inputs — not templates with your logo dropped on.

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Copy variants for each

Primary text and headline options per creative, with compliance notes where your vertical needs them.

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Scored before delivery

Every creative passes the 0–100 scoring model before it reaches you — and you see the scores.

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5-day delivery

The clock runs from your completed brief. Async by design — no calls required, ever.

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Full ownership

Source files included. Run them on any channel, forever, with no licence terms.

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An honest read

Statics only — no video upsell hiding inside. If the batch doesn't earn a next step, it wasn't meant to.

Built for DTC brands (Shopify-first) at any spend level. Under £3k/mo on ads, this is the only thing we'll sell you — the monthly maths isn't there for you yet, and we say so.

Starter Booster Pack

$500 one-off

Priced in USD — any other currency is shown at an approximate rate, never the charged amount.

No subscription, no call. Reserving takes 10 seconds — your brief lands the moment checkout opens.

Reserving holds your place in the build queue — no card, no charge, and nothing happens without your say-so when checkout opens. First reserved, first briefed.

Proof of quality at low risk — not a discount on the real thing.

Judge the work first

The standard your 15will be held to.

Three of the concepts we built and scored for our own brand — losers published next to winners in the Lab, full workings in the self-audit.

The Artifact — watermarked sample concept, scored 88/100
The Artifact88/100

scored before delivery

Seven Days — watermarked sample concept, scored 86/100
Seven Days86/100

scored before delivery

The Diagnosis — watermarked sample concept, scored 72/100
The Diagnosis72/100

scored before delivery

Brief-stage scores · gemini-3.1-pro creative model · our own launch work

If any of the 15 miss

Name the misses.We rebuild them.

One revision round is included. Every asset ships with its 0–100 score, so you see our own read before you give yours.

To be plain about the money: the pack is a fixed-price build, so there are no refunds on delivered creative. The revision round is the make-right — that's the whole of it. The beat-your-control guarantee on the monthly plans applies to monthly plans, not to the pack.

Straight answers

The questions people askat this exact moment.

You'll see it before we do anything else — every creative carries its 0–100 score, and we publish our losers (one of our own died at 57/100; it's in the Lab). One revision round is included: name the misses, we rebuild them. If the batch still doesn't earn a next step, the $500 bought you 15 assets you own outright and an honest read on whether we're for you.

The brief lands in your inbox right after checkout — about 10 minutes to complete. The 5 days run from your completed brief: scored drafts by day 3–4 internally, senior sign-off, delivery by day 5 with source files.

Everything: final creatives, copy variants, source files. Run them on any channel, forever, no licence terms. The pack is designed to be a test, not a toll.

Rather have the diagnosis before the creative? Start with the free Crank Audit — findings in 24 hours, no card, no call.